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WARNING: Swearing, yaoi, and mpreg. Craig Tucker was sitting on the couch in his and Tweek's house waiting for the first guests to arrive. Why? Because Tweek had invited everyone (all their friends) over for an important announcement. All he said was that it involved both him and Craig then he left the house, leaving Craig to greet the people that Tweek had invited. Damn him. *ding dong* Craig got up and approached the door. He opened it roughly with an emotionless face and flipped off whoever was there. Of course it was Stan and Kyle, the gayest people in town. "Fuck you too. Now let us in." Stan flipped him back off, which he'd probably

Kenny x Pregnant!Reader Pick up lines You groan trying to get off your bed. "Kennethhhhh." You groan loudly. Rolling on your side. An orange parka walked in, "having troubles getting up babe?" Your husband chuckled and walked next to you. "Just because I'm carrying your child." You rolled your eyes. Your round 6 month stomach making you want to continue laying down. He grabbed your hand helping you up. Leaning his 6' self down. So he could kiss your forehead. "You know from this angle you look like something I need to do, kinda like homework." You scoffed, "Are you flirting with me?" "Maybe." He stroked your cheek. "You're like my pinky

Steve sighs yet again as he listlessly looks about the club. He really had no desire to be here, but Tony and Clint really had a way with words. Plus it didn’t hurt that they mentioned that you would be tagging along. Truth be told, the blonde had quite the crush on you, but he could never work up the courage to vocalize this emergence of feelings. Not to mention he always had to play Captain America and you were always rushing about doing whatever it is level 7 SHIELD agents do. Steve couldn’t even strike up a conversation with his so called friends. Clint had disappeared almost the instant you all had entered the building and T

Here it is! My first Pokemon x Reader...even though you're a Pokemon yourself...oh well. Warning: Mentions of abuse, neglectance, and violence. Dang, I'm evil...*shot* Enjoy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Green's P.O.V "Eevee." I look down to see Eevee jump onto my lap, looking at me with pleading eyes. I chuckle. "Wanna visit Viridian Forest again, don't you?" "Vee~!" "Alright, alright. Let's go." I walk out of my apartment, locking the door behind me, and enter Viridian Forest, Eevee trailing a little behind me. Every time I have a day off from the gym, Eevee practically drag

"You're just jealous!" "You're just reckless. His hand was too far!" "I didn't know until it was to late!" You stormed into the house, pulling your heels off and throwing them hard onto the ground. Clint followed behind you, chucking the keys on the counter. After Steve "saved" the day, Clint gabbed your hand and pulled you out, driving home. Dangerously fast to some people. The speed limit for you. "I told Tony to take care of you!" "It's not Tony's fault!" "Who's is it?" "Not mine! I guess Spencer's!" "First name basis already?" "Clint this is ridiculous! You're being a fool." "Did you want him to grope you ass?" "Are you insane?

The set up was gorgeous. String lights, a golden hue, mild cinnamon smelling candles, and a stone dance floor. It was breath-taking. Tony (Pepper) always knew how to set up an amazing party. Woman were dressed in long, frilly ball gowns that reminded you of princesses. You looked stunning in: http://www.polyvore.com/my_girl_clint_barton_reader/set?id=92211277 You got wolf-whistles ever since you got out of the limousine. You easily spotted Tony, the only man in the room to be wearing red and gold. (and rocking it) You sauntered over to him, a smile growing on his face as he took in your outfit. “(Name) you look fantastic!” Tony

Today had been exceptionally slow. You never got along with space travel, even if you were in one of the most luxurious spacecrafts you've ever had the privilege to live in. With the word of Peter Quill's 'something good, something bad', you assumed that you'd be landing on different planets every day to fuck up bad people's days. That thought gave you peace of mind, as you were assuming that you wouldn't spend every day of your life on a floating piece of metal that rocketed you into a infinite space of things that could kill you. From the moment Peter made the take off from Xandar, you knew that your guess was probably wrong. As of now, t

“Zhe awesome me has finally arrived!” The loud exclamation is punctuated by him posing dramatically in the doorway of the class you share together and you glance over at him. A smile almost automatically comes to your face as you see the little bird on his shoulder, knowing that he’s been told to leave it at home but he never does. You look away as he approaches Francis and Antonio, whom also share this class with you, your eyes falling back to the book you were reading. It isn’t long before their familiar accents fill the classroom, his German accent bringing another smile to your face. You’ve always had a cr

   (Name) looked under the bed, disappointed to find it empty. She should be happy that she did not see any of Tony's periodic publications of women shamelessly showing their sexuality. She should be happy, however she's too busy to be happy at the moment.    "Tony! Have you seen my purity ring?"    A scoff from the bathroom was her reply before the said man emerged with a toothbrush in his mouth. "Baby, when you're with me, you're bound to lose your purity." A pillow made a direct hit on his face.     "Haha, very funny, Anthony Edward. I'm in no mood to fool around with you."    

"Whoa whose that new girl?" Tony asked when he saw you walk past the SHIELD meeting room. "That's (f/n) (l/n)," Steve said. "She's a new agent in SHIELD." "Well she's hot," Tony smirked. "Tony," Clint growled. "Lay off." "Oh I see," Tony smugly grinned. "You have dibs on her. I understand." "W-What?" Clint blushed furiously. Thor shook his head with a chuckle. "It is quiet alright brother Barton, you have done the 'dibs' thus making her yours." "Why do I hang out with you guys again?" Clint sighed. "Cause we're all you got," Bruce shrugged. ~~~~~~ You sat down at the lunch table with Natasha sitting across from you. She arched her e